Since my childhood, the only chips I would ever eat are Salt and Vinegar flavored Lays chips. It was still in my heart all the way until my mid-20s. Then all of a sudden, something new was presented to the world. I couldn't resist trying it out. I buy so many bags in one shopping trip every time. It's #1 on my chip list and I don't think it's going anywhere.
Its name is Flamin' Hot Nacho flavor Doritos.
I can't quite describe how amazing my relationship with these Doritos is. It's like a marriage. I don't want to let it go. It instantly became my number one and I'll have it in my kitchen cabinet right next to the vanilla wafers I always eat whenever I'm working. So naturally, when I discovered that the Cooler Ranch Doritos have now been added to the Flamin' Hotlist, you know I had to give it a shot. I went to the grocery store, bought the chips, walked out, opened up, and took a bite instantly.
That is a bite I'll never forget and forever regret!
When I took the first bite I was expecting the fire to ignite and send my mouth down a ride of fiery race car driving. What I got was something different. The cooler ranch flavor was so overwhelming. It completely covered my tongue like an avalanche that wouldn't go away. There was more cooler ranch in those Flamin' Hot Doritos than there are in regular Cooler Ranch Doritos.
I couldn't even finish the whole bag. So I placed it on the ground next to a tent where I knew a homeless man was living. I didn't want food to go to waste. So I thought someone would like it more than me. I was done.
This is my opinion and my opinion alone. If you like those chips, by all means, eat the whole bag. My conclusion is that there are more Cooler Ranches than Flamin' Hot in these chips.
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